double rainbow + zoe moo = double moo.

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I hate when you have a plan in your head.  And you feel secure about it.

And then you tell your plan to people.

And then there’s that one person that doesn’t believe in you and doubts you and decides to voice it.

Then you just feel down and angry and wish you never shared anything about your life.

I hate that feeling.  So much.

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Sometimes I wonder if I’m not a very hospitable person.  Like I have an aura that makes people not want to approach me.

I was going through my old elementary stuff and we used to have these things called “autograph books”  in flordia.  Kinda like a year book for people to sign and stuff.

Almost on all the pages people said I was  ”sweet” and “nice” friend.

Kinda seems like something you would say if you don’t know what else to say.

But am I sweet and nice?  I don’t feel that way.  I feel like I am a really mean person.  Even if I’m not being mean, I feel like I give off a mean vibe.  This makes me sad.  I don’t know how to give off the nice person vibe.

Sigh…

Why didn’t yall ask to stay at my place?

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Any song suggestions?  Please, only good music.

Yes?

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melissacancio:

Ellie Goulding - High For This (The Weeknd Cover)

(via b-wayne135)

Source: SoundCloud / elliegoulding

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  • the body of a goddess
  • to not be lazy
  • to not be thirsty
  • to not be sleepy
  • to have a direction in life
  • to fix my cow suit
  • to have the culinary skills of chef ramsay
  • to travel
  • to have a personal shopper
  • to have good relationships
  • to be able to cut my own hair and it actually look good
  • to be content
  • to have a puppy sleep in my bed with me
  • to feed elliotts bunny
  • to be able to walk in heels gracefully

I hate when I get excited that I have a new message but then it turns out to be something like this.

I hate when I get excited that I have a new message but then it turns out to be something like this.

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Hi my name is Zoe.

And for fun on this saturday night, I played Robot Unicorn Attack.

I need a life.

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Tonight I made Strawberry Honey Butter.  

It looks nothing like the picture.

I hate you pintrest.

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I hate when you wake up from a nap and you’ve slept an hour more than you wanted to.

And you wake up extremely thirsty.

Blehhhh.

And oh, btw I haven’t worked out since tuesday.  So much for working out!! LOLLLL